Meryl Can Do It Better
Congratulations!

Congratulations to Meryl tonight for winning Best Actress for a Drama at the Golden Globes (as well as Best Actor for a Comedy, Best Supporting Actress in a TV Drama, Best Song, Best Screenplay, and doing a fantastic job as the host). 

Meryl went to the gym for three days in order to prepare for the role of King Leonidas.

Meryl went to the gym for three days in order to prepare for the role of King Leonidas.

Beat out Andy Serkis for the part by actually playing the monkey without the help of CGI (or any special effects for that matter).

Beat out Andy Serkis for the part by actually playing the monkey without the help of CGI (or any special effects for that matter).

Yes, Meryl caused the financial meltdown. Don’t worry, she’s solving everything as we speak.

Yes, Meryl caused the financial meltdown. Don’t worry, she’s solving everything as we speak.

Making this movie was an ironic statement on Meryl’s part. 

Making this movie was an ironic statement on Meryl’s part. 

You can’t see it, but she also plays the tree behind.

You can’t see it, but she also plays the tree behind.

A passion project for Meryl, who single-handedly made the movie silent and black&white in post-production.

A passion project for Meryl, who single-handedly made the movie silent and black&white in post-production.

Come on, like you had no idea Justin Bieber was in fact an Academy-Award winning middle-aged actress.

Come on, like you had no idea Justin Bieber was in fact an Academy-Award winning middle-aged actress.

Meryl having the time of her life on the Burj Khalifa tower in Dubai.

Meryl having the time of her life on the Burj Khalifa tower in Dubai.

Streep Tease. The best kind of tease. 

Streep Tease. The best kind of tease.